pretard

A child in the womb of an obviously screwed up girl or knowing a soon to be dad is a fuck-up.

Jose: Look at that pregnant chola.

Pedro: I know, Carlos is the father.

Jose: That kid is a pretard.

by dennyher October 11, 2009

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

pretard

Opposite of a physically retarded person. Seems older than he is.

- This guy looks pretty old.
- Yeah, but he's only 20. He's a pretard.

by gymschadau May 03, 2010

Pretard

Dumb person

Esmi is a pretard sometimes

by Wndjsjdjwdhsjdbwjd March 28, 2019

Pretard

Pretard: Someone who pretends a special needs condition, such as dyslexia, when losing an argument on social media, in order to get back from something stupid, boorish or illegal they might have said.

That Andy Bateson is a proper pretard, he pretended the reason he'd said the N-word was because of his tourettes, which he doesn't have!

by Rudders1511 August 18, 2018

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 28, 2014