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Dak Prescott

Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.
Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good

Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
by cheese eater 1 June 30, 2019
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John Prescott

Britain's most awesome politician, this man should be fucking Prime Minister.

Known for pissing in public and knocking mullet headed welsh men the fuck out

Real politicians aren't afraid of slapping the stupid public around every now and then
Some Cunt: Oi Two Jags!

Two Jags: What the fuck? Come ere you southern twat, *WHACK* Now stay down, you little bastard
by LiverLover April 29, 2005
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prescott

A small penis. Derives from British Deputy PM John Prescott and allegations about the size of his manhood made my a former mistress.
Man - "This water is freezing, I've got a prescott!"
by darthtrickster May 23, 2006
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Prescott

A town in Western Wisconsin known for it's stuck up inhabitants, slutty(but attractive and bitchy) girls, boy band-esque guys and terrible sports teams as well as terrible sportsmanship. The town is right on the St. Croix River.
John:That team didn't shake hands after the game and their cheerleaders were hot and bitchy.

Jason: Prescott wannabees!
by Boozer303 February 3, 2010
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Prescott Prayer Chapel

Students at Point Loma Nazarene University in San Diego, CA go here to make out and finger each other’s bum bums. Occasionally people pray here.
“I’m taking Megan to Prescott Prayer Chapel later.”
“Whoooa man, second base already? Nice!”
by quartzlcc August 31, 2021
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Prescott Princess

Wow. I didn't realize this was a thing until now, but I can definitely confirm that the Prescott girls are Princesses.

People who've been within the Christian Fellowship Ministries for a generation or more have known that the Prescott girls are two-faced, self-important, slanderers, mockers, false-converts, hypocritical, fake... you name it.

The Prescott Princesses are more interested in their ritual "fashion show" they hold at every church meeting and church event than they are interested in becoming a Christian.

Prescott Princesses have every opportunity to learn better and to grow as Christians from the teaching in that church, but Prescott Princesses treat all things church related as just a social event they rule over.

They bully with impunity, backstab, isolate people, then they rally their troops to blame their victims if a victim takes issues to the Pastor.

That's a huge 'if', too, because everyone knows calling out a Prescott Princess will only make everything worse, so people choose to silently suffer.

To talk about the problems, the code word is to say "I feel rejected" and everyone knows what you're talking about.
I hope to attend conference without incident from one of the Prescott Princesses.
by Myrene January 5, 2022
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Prescott

Intel's LGA 775 socket P4 Pentium Prescott was one of the most mediocre and hottest running CPU's ever. Most the newer type tower coolers derived from the need to cool this processor and normal heatsink and fan combos would'nt do it. Used in reference to someone that has overheated or boiled something, or being extremely hot. Can also be used in describing something that is low to medium quality.
1) I Prescotted it.
2) It's very Prescotty in here.
3) It's ok its a bit of Prescott. Or it's a bit Prescotty.
by Atra Noir February 25, 2010
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