Pregnosis

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.

Ex. Yo Bitch your Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids

by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

prenoodle

the act of inserting a pool noodle into ones anus prior to intercourse or masturbation.

i always prenoodle before i wank.

by Blakedo23 January 3, 2015

Prepooping

Prepooping is when you start pushing before you get to the bathroom. Some people using prepooping to cut down on bathroom time. This action can lead to accedantal post poop.

Example
Dude we can't leave yet I started prepooping.

by Mandie gehron February 26, 2017

Your Eggo Is Preggo

- knowing that you are pregnant
- the act of the sperm fertilising the egg
- taking a pregnancy test and finding it positive

I hate to tell you, but your eggo is preggo said Jane to her friend Ella.

by Table Turner December 19, 2008

pregnorexic

A contraction of the words pregnant and anorexic referring to:

1 A woman that, despite being several months into pregnancy has not gained any wieght.

2 A condition usually experienced by slim women who refuse to eat in order to hide being pregnant for as long as possible.

Girl 1 : "Jen is 7 months pregnant and she doesn't even show yet!"
Giel 2 : "No kidding, she's pregnorexic. I mean, she acutally lost 10 pounds!"

by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

pregnophile

Someone attracted to pregnant women

The pregnophile only dated his knocked up girl friend for 9 months

by dharma without greg November 12, 2009

Preggo My Eggo

To impregnate, usually in a vigorous manner.

Don't Preggo My Eggo douchebag, I don't want to be throwin' up for the next 9 months.

by Future Kids of Greater Jlem February 28, 2009