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Premature Remotation

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 14, 2013
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Prebate

"When you take care of yourself so you don't lose your mind in the company of problematic dick."
Quote from dear white people
I knew I was gonna see my ex later
So I prebated beforehand so I wouldn’t jump him
by Sytske.yy August 31, 2019
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pregal

pregal:

short for "pre-legal"

is a boy or girl who is 13-17 years old.

next level up from "pre-teen"
flippn pregals, such smartass's.

outta my way you filthy pregal.

i feel like im back at high school there are so many pregals here

person A: im scared bro

person B: why?

person A: i might be off to jail ae

person B: why you sicko?

person A: i think she was a cheeky pregal ae
by daterapeface January 2, 2011
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Predaturd

Someone who prima facie looks dangerous, aggressive, unbeatable, but who actually is weak and easy to kill.
Bowser, Gohma, Jecht, Yu Yevon are predaturds.
by chuck74 December 1, 2011
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Premature exasperation

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.
by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011
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online predator

1.) (n.) a sexual predator who uses chat rooms, instant messenging, or social networking sites for the purpose of flirting with and meeting others for illicit sexual experiences. Pedophiles, hebephiles, and pederasts who encourage secret meetings or solicite sex with their targeted demographic through these methods are considered to be online predators.

2.) A mammal belonging to Order Carnivora (tigers, grizzly bears, timber wolves, wolverines, raccons, etc.) with an internet connection.
1.) Doug is an online predator. He's in chat rooms or on MSN all day trying to hook up with young girls. What a sicko.

2.) Zippy the Squirrel was killed by an online predator. I didn't even know that a grizzly bear could type!
by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009
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premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
by csepulv October 4, 2007
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