Preemptive Call

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.

Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

by Jozzy November 6, 2007

Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."

preemptive flush courtesy flush

by Stew711 July 20, 2015

Presmose

If you say this to someone then your implying that you want to make love with them

Hey bro wanna Presmose later

by Korennisgoated March 21, 2023

The Preems

A good strain of pot that is skunky, tastes good, and gets you higher than most other strains.

Example 1: I just grabbed..it's the preems!

Example 2: You gots..oh yeah..the preems!

by Northern Lights April 17, 2005

Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.

"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.

by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009

premo

a joint or blunt laced with coke

I smoked a fat premo with Ray Ray.

by skizate September 4, 2003

Premo

The slang name for the living legend who is well and truly involved with the beautiful side of Hip-hop music, being DJ Premier. DJ Premier is one half of possibly the most solid hip-hop group ever 'Gang Starr' along with 'Guru' on the microphone. DJ Premier is known, amongst enthusiasts, for making perfect, punchy hip-hop beats (instrumentals) and amazing cuts (scratches on a turntable) which almost make sentences cut up from the voices of previously said lyrics by various rappers.

'Man who would you say is the best hip-hop beat maker of ALL time?'

'Either Premo or Pete rock, the decision is so tight i'm sorry i cant say one or the other'

by LiveByTheFunk October 3, 2008