Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.
The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.
by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020
Get the Election Prediction Mafia mug.Replacement of your intended word by your cell phone's predictive text feature because you failed to space or were too quick (or thought you were) and you were really off a key and your cell didn't know what the hell you meant so it helped you out without your request. Strangely enough, sometimes you appreciate this feature because you can't always spell everything you'd like to say (but the cell can)!
"If you were turning to reach me, I was in the shower. - unrequested predictive text confused your slippery fingers and when you meant to say, "trying," it thought you meant turning. TOTALLY changes the meaning!
by Just1honey March 28, 2011
Get the Unrequested Predictive Text mug.From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.
by howser_uk September 14, 2006
Get the i predict a riot! mug.Refers to any horrendous-possible-future-event statement like, "You will almost certainly drop dead if you don't buy/do this" that is made by someone who often is just selfishly trying to manipulate you into bowing to their wishes/ideas. Under ordinary circumstances, about the only type of thing that would be of valid concern would be something like smoking or taking certain medications.
During my visit to the ER with acute pleurisy during the late fall of '02, the doctor --- probably in a selfish effort to further milk MaineCare --- attempted to scare me into having my appendix removed by informing me that I would "very likely" not survive unless I had that operation. I knew that it was just an inflamed pleural sac, though, so in spite of the doctor's diere prediction, I said no thank you, and took a cab home. My sister gave me some calcium pills and I rested in bed for most of the morning and afternoon, and then the following day I was actually recovered enough to "bundle up like a mummy" and walk a mile through the bitter cold to visit some friends. That was well over fifteen years ago, and I'm still alive and kickin'!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the diere prediction mug.by Kuehlstein January 1, 2018
Get the Prediction Game mug.In one of the How I Met Your Mothers episode Barney put on a mask in public, he predicted the covid pandemic!
by KDavee October 22, 2020
Get the Predict mug.A meta prediction about the progression of a story. At any point in a story, a seidel prediction can be created by making several predictions, how the story will progress, with the goal of one of them being close to the actual progression of the story. The goal of a seidel prediction is to be able to declare that one already knew how the story will go on, that it was predictable and basically boring.
A: See? I knew It! Exactly as i said it would end. The sotry was so predictable.
B: Dude, the 9 other endings you predicted did happen, what about that? That totally was a seidel prediction.
B: Dude, the 9 other endings you predicted did happen, what about that? That totally was a seidel prediction.
by Baumwollaugenjohannes September 11, 2017
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