Precious Beatdown

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"

Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!

by bilatface831 June 5, 2010

Chill Premise

A synonym for disposable vapes. When you don't actually need it but just like the premise of having it. Its chill.

Brian: Can I rip your chill premise
Tyler: buddy, you just hit it 5 minutes ago
Joe: Come on bro, let him rip it

by SplashSplash November 18, 2022

Precious Unicorn

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.

(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!

by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013

'preciate it

Shortened/country way of saying appreciate it.

Damn that bitch is fine, is that yo ex-girl?

Yeah but you can still hit it.

'Preciate it homie.

by TheMainMane February 26, 2014

precious onion

When you see an ass so nice it's makes you cry

Leslie has a precious onion

by Amerksmann22 November 27, 2014

Predisent

Pseudonym for an illegitimate president.

"Predisent Trump had the "biggest inauguration crowd ever" which leaves me wondering about his campaign promises about he size of his penis."

by The California Kid June 10, 2017

Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020