Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.

I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.

by schmaniel November 6, 2011

Unmitigated Gall Precision

Extreme chutzpah,
An overabundance of nerve and gall equated to a sharp shooter.

Unmitigated Gall Precision: The new Supervisor has zero respect. His new rules are the highest level of gall possible! He's overdosing on Unmitigated Gall Precision or UGP.

by Opus Broker August 15, 2018

You gotta be more precise

Said when somebody just isn't being precise enough.

I want Ivory Coast to win.
You gotta be more precise
I want Ivory Coast to beat Portugal in the football.
I see.

by JackLadder June 16, 2010

Man of Precision

The phrase used for when a man is precise to a such point he is better than everyone else

Alastair is such a man of precision

by Pavement Misuse January 31, 2019

Precision Credibility Effect

When you include specific, unnecessary details to enhance the credibility of a story.

A: My fabricated story was so believable because I made up untrue specific details about it.
B: That's the precision credibility effect.

by Balaenoptera_musculus November 26, 2023

Barker Chakra Precision

- the power to control the hardness of ones rock hard nigga cock

bruh this guy used the barker chakra precision method in a fight

by Iyahxsisive November 8, 2020