Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.
1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.
by Decattatom April 07, 2011
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Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.
I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.
by schmaniel June 01, 2011
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Unmitigated Gall Precision

Extreme chutzpah,
An overabundance of nerve and gall equated to a sharp shooter.
Unmitigated Gall Precision: The new Supervisor has zero respect. His new rules are the highest level of gall possible! He's overdosing on Unmitigated Gall Precision or UGP.
by Opus Broker August 15, 2018
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You gotta be more precise

Said when somebody just isn't being precise enough.
I want Ivory Coast to win.
You gotta be more precise
I want Ivory Coast to beat Portugal in the football.
I see.
by JackLadder June 15, 2010
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Faggot Precise

An individual who derives joy from jerking off to Terraria mods, and is the ultimate version of gay (pufta).
Chad 1: Oh that Faggot Precise is inviting me to play Terraria.
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
by Rockety June 11, 2019
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Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.
Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.
by TheDavester200 August 02, 2011
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Barker Chakra Precision

- the power to control the hardness of ones rock hard nigga cock
bruh this guy used the barker chakra precision method in a fight
by Iyahxsisive November 08, 2020
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