Alpha Show Piece (ASP)

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There’s the scum of the dirt ugly man , there’s the ugly man , there’s the average joe , the average handsome,

THEN

there’s the next level ... The Standard Diesel man the original standard alpha. Think NBA pro level , then above them are the all stars. Then the MVPs the best of the best of the best. That’s an ASP. Usually they are blessed genetically in every area imaginable the face the body build and height. These are are the alphas man. Think Dwayne Johnson , Alexander Skarsgård in Tarzan , Henry Cavill , Daniel Craig. Alphas are inspired regular men are intimidated and or jealous. This caliber even the original alphas don’t even compete with no one. It’s a totally different ball game. There’s no need for them too. These are the men older and even young women pay for for sex exotic work in the sexual underworld if you know you know. These are the gigalow s . Hate all you want but when the ASP Holy Ghost hits everyone knows. It is what it is. What are you gonna do about it !

When that Alpha Show Piece (ASP) Holy Ghost hits its game over for any and everyone in his presence. Commands respect regardless of how people are feeling.

by anonymous May 17, 2021

hit piece

an attempt to turn public opinion against someone/something through the appearance of objective reporting or editorializing.

The politician was furious after reading the newspaper's hit piece on him right before the election.

by Spencer Morrison January 7, 2008

My Piece of Lasagna

A phrase used in a small regional cluster in the northeast US. It means to ensure that your own needs are met without regard to what others may want or need. Can be used in the first person, second person, or third person, such as “my piece of lasagna, your piece of lasagna, or his/her piece of lasagna.”

“My piece of Lasagna” - Everybody at the ballgame wanted a beer, but Jenny just got up and went to the concession stand and came back with only one. When her thirsty friends protested bitterly, she responded - “I don’t care if you all are hot and thirsty. I got MY piece of lasagna!”

by NYCRocks June 9, 2019

Set Piece Orgy

A soccer match in which either or both clubs score multiple goals off of penalties, corner kicks, free kicks, etc. These type of matches tend to be high-scoring affairs. This term was coined by Alexi Lalas during an April 5th, 2015 meeting between Major League Soccer's Sporting Kansas City and the Philadelphia Union broadcast on Fox Sports 1.

It seemed like every other free kick was a shot on goal. Philly scored twice in the first 20 minutes off corners. What a set piece orgy

by resurrecthobbes April 5, 2015

piece of shit dad

A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.

Paul is a piece of shit dad.

by Alwayskidsfirst June 23, 2016

2 Piece

To punch someone 2 times anywhere on their body.

Keep talking shit to me, I'm gonna give u a 2 piece

by Tara I July 5, 2017

precel

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.
2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'Precel'

by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021