polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.

Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine

by MrsKaren December 12, 2008

bowl of prawns

Something that is memorable, but lacking in substance, cohesion or importance.

"Christian Porter's press conference where he denied rape accusations and claimed to be the victim was a real bowl of prawns."

by LVK3666 March 2, 2021

chummin' some butt prawns

a term first used in the mobile game kitty letter, it is a term used to describe doing a job with the wrong tools.

a: "yo i drilled a hole in my wall, but i didn't have a drill. i used a spoon."
b: "you be chummin' some butt prawns."

by anonymous March 31, 2021

stupid prawn

A derrogotary term used to make a person feel like a little piece of seafood, is most effective when spoken with a south african accent whilst eating crumpets.

Louise: fetch me a crumpet
Nic: what's a crumpet?
Louise: you don't know anything you stupid prawn!

by buttermycrumpet February 13, 2010

3 Prawns

are hardly a galaxy

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

Prawn

A derogatory term used for aliens, or non-humans, specifically in the 2009 film District 9.

"...we try to engage with the prawn on behalf of MNU and on behalf of humans."

"The aliens, prawns, they take my wife away."

by punch145 August 16, 2009

prawn

a person with a hot bod but isnt that pleasant to the eye- Keep the body, throw away the head

examply above {Keep the body, throw away the head}

by lil miss vixen April 21, 2005