Porn

A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.

Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!

by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009

Squidward Torture Porn

Originally coined by Youtube Pooper "MoBrosStudios" in the early 2010's, and then picked up by The Mysterious Mr. Enter, a Squidward Torture Porn is an episode of Spongebob, where rather than actually tell an interesting humorous story, the writers fall into laziness and just decide to make Squidward's life a dry hell. In the earlier days of Spongebob, this formula was seldom used, and only when Squidward did something to deserve it. However after the departure of Stephen Hillenberg and all the other competent writers, these episodes became much more recurring, despite the fact that nobody likes them. These torture porns, though common, are not exclusive to Squidward. Anyone, even Spongebob himself, can be given these torture porns provided they either are in a benevolent mood, or just minding their own business. The best way to avoid becoming the subject of these torture porns is to behave like an unlikeable jackass, a skill that the formerly loveable Patrick Star has mastered.

Mark: I had to watch another new Spongebob ratings trap with my little brother yesterday.
Ben: How was it?
Mark: It was crap. Just another half-assed Squidward Torture Porn

by RabidBadger1632 July 16, 2014

Creepy Porn Lawyer

Michael Avenatti, Porn Star lawyer

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.

by VolStar September 25, 2018

Porn bangs

Blunt fringe: A fringe cut straight across the forehead in a blunt manner. This is done to avoid semen from getting into hair. Hence the word

Chick 1: Hey girl friend check out my bangs.

Chick 2: Why did you get porn bangs?

Chick 1: Cause i'm sick of John's jizz getting in my hair after a facial.

by On Dre January 6, 2011

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately

Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

by D4soni March 15, 2011

porn purge

The massive deletion of porn from a computer, usually to avoid embarrassing consequences at work.

When the regional manager announced that everyone would be getting new laptops, Fred quickly undertook a porn purge before tech support stopped by with his new machine.

by DrMoop December 17, 2006

pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011