netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

Pontarddulais

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010

poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009

Douchebag Ponytail

An asshole who thinks he's enlightened. When in reality he's a high school drop out who is 34 living with his mother in the Poconos doing yoga in her living room.

Did you see Jared's douchebag ponytail?

by Adorable Girlfriend August 1, 2010

pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004