pitoris

(n.) a penis so abnormally small it resembles an exposed clitoris with a retracted hood

A six-hour emergency surgical intervention left little Jimmy with only a pitoris after an unfortunate July 4 accident in which an errant firework exploded in the youngster's lap.

by Vgnfc July 24, 2006

pooriggus

a word used to shut people up.

hey ............ pooriggus

by love duckit April 16, 2009

Poorie

A derogatory term for poor people.

Who let these poories in here?

by Cosby October 22, 2004

pooriod

A miserable dose of the shits, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your arse up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.

Example: Sorry lads, I can't come out for some beer as I've got a pooriod and wouldn't be any fun to be with.

by Undergroover January 2, 2009

poorizon

When a poo poo is on the brink and you may or may not have enough time to make it to safety.

Ryan said the poorizon was under control until he shit his pants.

by TL0v3 February 18, 2009

Pooriod

When a chick takes a shit and gets her period at the same time

Some chick had a pooriod in the bathroom.

by Pitsnoggler December 20, 2010

Pooritos

Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.

"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"

"No....do you want some?"

"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"

by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011