posterbating

Writing a message on social media, then deleting the message before posting online.

"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."

"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."

"Quit posterbating your life away!"

by EbonZEN December 10, 2017

polterbob

a dead person named bob

you polterbob, you! BOOOOOO

by Sparticus Maximus July 26, 2006

Poster Boy

Someone who perfectly embodies an idea or trend

Hes such a Poster Boy he only ever wears arctic monkeys t shirts

by That boleyn girl February 1, 2026

Poster Boy

A teenage boy a teenage girl would consider perfect.

Do you like any boys in our class?

YEs, omgahhd, Ryan is my poster boy, hes just so nice.

by I make memes October 9, 2025

postroyer

When a man, or woman, positively destroys something.

Girl, you make me wanna postroy that shit.

Jeff was a nice guy, however, he destroys everything he touches. He's a postroyer.

by eljeffe138 December 27, 2013

posterbation

When you get excessive joy over your own post on Facebook. I've "posterbated" in a way, I suppose, by using joint-posts (posting two characters in one post) or by having multiple characters in a thread (in a case in which they would have to interact), but that's not deceiving or even done for my own entertainment. I do that because it's necessary for the scene/plot/etc. Because I'm both a writer outside of roleplaying and an avid roleplayer, I don't find it to be difficult at all to write my own characters' interactions with each other.

Mike was so excited about his post on Facebook that he started into some posterbation, laughing and running around.

by Jay Loves Money December 6, 2016

Posteriorphile

Being attracted to someone’s back

Guy: I am such a posteriorphile, I love backs!

Girl: Get the fuck away from me!

by nosrandom November 15, 2020