durban poison

Marijuana from Durban, South Africa.

I just smoked some Durban Poison that my friend smuggled from South Africa. Now that is some quality weed.

by ikilled50cent April 18, 2005

Irony poisoned

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.

Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned

by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022

POSO'D

When a person's argument or opinion has been ruled incorrect and invalid due to facts, logic, and Poso receipts.

"You've been poso'd, bro!"

by kp_06012007 March 20, 2021

high speed lead poisoning

Slang for being shot.

Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!

by Bangboy October 12, 2005

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by Rumpel1 May 12, 2021

pessoptimist

A pessimist and an optimist. An individual who combines pessimism and optimism into a cohesive worldview that is neither purely negative nor wholly positive. They are distinct from a realist as they do not engage in a pragmatic approach to life. Rather, they are the quintessential happy-sad person.

A pessoptimist is someone who sees the the glass as both half empty and half full, enjoying the fullness as much as despising the emptiness.

by Zek J. Evets December 30, 2016

poisonhole

A disparaging term used for an anal aperture that is intolerably stinky.

My dear, I do believe that your adorable little puppy may have poisonhole!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021