porn star 

someone who fucks for money

I am a porn star

porn star by bigjose November 22, 2018

Porn-Star good 

Exaggerated enthusiasm or excitement with regards to an activity that maybe fulfilling in its own right.

As with all Adult moves, phony or made-up eagerness makes for better/greater sales, However, this is not to say that the activity portrayed is essentially uninteresting. So more often than not overacting and fake enthusiasm leads to greater, more rewarding experience for all concerned.

Marc discovered an exciting new trail recently on his mountain bike. The trail was full of technical portions and many excellent downhill switchbacks. He could not wait to tell Jeff, his riding buddy. This new trail is porn-star good.

Porn-Star good by gomzee September 28, 2009

twenty porn/seven

Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).

My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.

twenty porn/seven by philanewbie July 12, 2010

High-Fructose Porn Syrup 

All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).

"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."

High-Fructose Porn Syrup by ahelpfulstranger July 13, 2019

porn shui 

When you rearrange all the furniture in the room so no one can see whats on the computer screen.

The porn shui of my bedroom allows me to download Naughty Nurses 7 while talking to my father.

porn shui by Kyle West April 21, 2008

porn slapper 

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.

If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.

porn slapper by darkswitch July 28, 2010

Porn Star Parking 

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.

Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."

Porn Star Parking by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006