porkfolio

The world's smartest piggy bank.

I dropped some coin in my Porkfolio.

by Porkfolio January 19, 2014

poradox

when your friend finally gets a math problem right

yo marcel finally got his first poradox

by SushiiXIV March 7, 2019

Porkhole

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.

Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.

by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023

Joonas Porko

Joonas Porko maybe is 27, but he's acting like 5 year old. Not in a bad way tho, it's good to be a little bit childish :D Joonas can be a dick sometimes, but not usually. Usually he's kind person, and keeps checking are you ok, if you don't look like that you're ok.

Hey, Joonas Porko just posted new ig pic!
Who's Joonas Porko??
Follow. Him. On. Instagram. Right. Now.

by simpforbc November 23, 2021

porkfolio

A porkfolio is a compilation of previous individuals whom you have engaged in copulatory acts with. Similar to "another notch in the ole belt".

Dude #1- "See that chick over there?"

Dude #2- "Ya, I see her."

Dude #1- "I'd like to add her to my porkfolio"

by Dat_Guy_Ober_Der May 4, 2009

porkroast

In a threesome including one woman and two men, the act of having the girl perform fellatio on one man, and being penetrated doggy style by the other man.

"Yesterday night, I was in a porkroast, and I was the pig"

by JeanoJ March 25, 2005

porndog

A horny person that uses porn rather than sex with others.

Joe won't go out with you, he's a porndog.

by fopppoppy January 4, 2014