Photographer's image

An image, frequently taken by people with expensive cameras and highly likely to belong to "photographic societies" (a.k.a camera club), that has no emotional impact, social worth, entertainment value or relevance whatsoever but is perceived to display some innate skill in photography.

Essentially it's an exercise in composition over, oh I don't know - content. EXTREMELY likely to be converted to needlessly contrasty monochrome using expensive photoshop plugins that do all the work for you. And if you include diagonal lines you'll make other advocates ejaculate spontaneously because, as we all know, diagonal lines are amazeballs.

You can easily replicate this at home - find a cobbled street, or a building reflection, or literally ANYTHING that's dull as shit. Take the image, making sure you carefully remove any items of human interest, fun, variety, reportage or social meaning then turn it B&W, add an esoteric meaningless title and upload to an elitist, invite only Flickr group. From your Macbook Air.

Not to be confused with Lomography - these jokers are the arch enemies of real photographers.

Google image search for "Edward Weston Attic" - this is widely proclaimed to be a masterpiece by those who value photographer's images. Or Henri Cartier Bresson, another overrated peddler of the "photographer's image".

by mirno February 13, 2013

photographic constipation

a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.

"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5

"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."

by Manrique May 19, 2016

pornography

The reason why the family computer is always slow, Look in the job application folder in "dad's work stuff's"n you'll find alot of it.

<job application folder>

**Cindy12
**sexysarah
**cheeckychild



....etc.

by bing May 13, 2005

Pornography

The most addictive substance in the world. Is the worst mistake any person can make. No matter the age or gender of the person. Also called porn.

Pornography ruined my life and crushed every one of my relationships. I am now depressed. I shouldn’t have ever looked.

by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019

Photographizing

The act of a photographer enjoying themselves too much while picture taking.

Damn, you went photographizing for 15 hours!?

by Beldin28 November 7, 2012

Pornography

See also The Internet

I wrote a definition already for the internet about how it has shit loads of pornography on it.

by C.D's September 20, 2017

Overkill Photographer

Someone who posts multiple pictures of themselves from the

same time with different poses onto a social networking sight.

It's easy to spot an Overkill Photographer because they will

be wearing the same clothes and have the same background,

but will have changed their pose and possibly the camera

angle.

Mitch: Did you see Ashley's new pics on FB?

Alec: Yeah it was a little weird, she posted the same pic twice,

she just turned her hat around for one of them.

Mitch: She's such an Overkill Photographer

by Me and Mr. Split May 24, 2011