Poos tim 

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

Poos tim by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018

Poos 

When you have to take a poop and a piss at the same time. It is taken from the words poop and piss.

I have to poos real bad.

Poos by BeastEJ January 20, 2021

Poos cake 

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.

“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”

Poos cake by Poos cake January 23, 2021

Poos 

An incredibly sexy, albeit somewhat slow, man who all the ladies want.
also short

Johnny is such a Poos.
Johnny bought me peanut M&M's rather than the peanut butter M&M's that I specifically requested, what a poos.

Poos by Girthy cock engineer October 19, 2021

pointy poos

When your poo is pointy

Oh shit dude I had the pointy poos last night.

pointy poos by How gay art thow November 26, 2021

Poos 

A spiritual view of a cat in South Asia. Used as welcome gift or item in Indian culture and reflects glory, happiness and wonder.

What a glorious poos you have brought!

Poos by hilarioushippo09 December 8, 2021

Two Poos 

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

Two Poos by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022