poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

poopsterbation by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

poopsterbate by tidge March 13, 2014

Alabama Poopsterbating 

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.

Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?

Alabama Poopsterbating by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014

pogwater

A true memelord, master of comedy, and also a frog. He drinks not so much water but is called pogwater due to a friend not wanting to get cancelled on Twitch because his username used to be bongwaterii, and is currently thosearewaiting. The reason he's thosearewaiting is because some fucktard decided to take the name before him just to spite him.

Kwon: Hey pogwater, I have something for you.
pogwater: *kills Kwon with a boulder*
Kwon: ah fuck he got me

pogwater by pogwater lmao October 27, 2020

poopster 

someone who leaves lots of poop in the toilet and doesnt flush so it gets all soggy

big sisters

poopster by carly October 7, 2003

pootater 

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

pootater by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

poopmaster by dan October 12, 2003