pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

pooptastic by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006

poontank 

A slut that is very fat!!!

That poontank looks like you sister!

poontank by BEAVER EATER April 1, 2007

Poopache 

Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.

Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.

Poopache by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

Poohtard 

A woman usually 30+ who wears many Winnie The Pooh sweatshirts. She also wears mom jeans, keds and scrunchies.

I was in Wal-Mart today and couldn't believe the amount of Poohtards I saw!

Poohtard by Allston March 10, 2009

Pooltang 

When a female is in or around a swimming pool.

Hey Matt, lets drive over past the local pool and see if any pooltang is out.

Pooltang by MandyFAC March 11, 2011

poofta 

a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"

the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.

poofta by Edit Machine April 28, 2005

Poontah

Poontah is rough buttsex/anal sex.

cheif: you have the choice between Poontah or Death!

Me: hmm then death

chief: he chooses death...

Me: whew...

chief: BY POONTAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OWAAA

Me: O_o

Poontah by Westermark October 1, 2011