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poopstache

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.
Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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Poopstand

The act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.

*Do not attempt this under any circumstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious shit could happen*

Note: The only reported successful attempts have been by Jay mcGorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, Janelle Parker and Billy Horton. Both retell the story as, "We both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place"
I went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye I see under the side of the stall just some guys' hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. I think he was doing a poopstand.
by Viscoh March 4, 2009
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poopsticks

A reference used when something goes wrong.
"Oh poopsticks, I spilled the milk."
by crim77 April 19, 2008
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pootstank

1. (Original definition) A girl that uses her friends' tweezers to pluck her own eyebrows.

2. (Second definition) A person that smells horrible...smells like a very dirty pig farm in the summer with bubbling boiling hot pig shit, sweaty steaming unwashed vagina, and smegma (fromunder cheese also known as the white stuff that forms under clit hoods and penis heads)
1. (Original definition) Girl, get your own tweezers ya pootstank!

2. (Second definition) FFS! Take a shower you dirty little pootstank, you're stench is offending every one in the room including a 3 mile radius.
by WittilyNastyGal November 29, 2013
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PoobStank

the word can be used in any way depending on how you "phrase it"
Tatum is being a total Poobstank
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pooptang

an expression used by gay men when they are in need of sex, similar to poontang
That guy is sooo hot i hope i can get some pooptang.
by Social Deviance November 9, 2011
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poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.
An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.
by Derek April 7, 2003
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