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pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.
We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.
by JohnnieB January 6, 2006
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Poonin

Poonin is very wet, sloppy, down right wicked crazy four wheelin. The best place (some claim the only place) to do or experience poonin is in a little paradise widely known as BT. BT is located in western PA, just east of Pittsburgh. The proper way to engage in poonin is get mildly intoxicated, grab your best girl, your truck and hit the trails. You MUST not hold anything back, this part is extremely important to get full effect. You can go poonin any day of the week, any hour of the day, and even on holidays!

*not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system
Round up the crew...we're hittin up the Hotel and goin Poonin!!!
by Half Twisted December 11, 2010
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Poonion

A vagina that is so infected that the smell actually brings you to tears.
by malec slomas May 5, 2009
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pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell
<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'
by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006
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pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.
Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session
by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004
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poonicorn

when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn
yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!
by noobies1705 May 15, 2008
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Poohnino

Male Genetalia which is the opposite of Poohnani or female Genetalia.
Jr has a large Poohnino
by Jr. McGill March 8, 2008
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