1. The act of placing either your fist, or your cock into someone's ass, making them cum instantly.
2. A gay sex slave
3. Shorter version of spoon.
2. A gay sex slave
3. Shorter version of spoon.
"When I tackled that guy to the ground, we got into an uncomfortable position. So I was about to teach him a lesson in the art of being pooned."
by xxx_YoloSwag_xxx July 22, 2015

by JESUS April 14, 2005

by Jerooo June 8, 2005

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!
Whaddup poon!
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!
Whaddup poon!
by Fishnuggets January 13, 2009

by taylor March 15, 2005
