poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

poopstar

A wannabe popstar who doesn't have much talent.

Diana: "Have you heard about (insert music artist here)?"

Yvonne: "Oh joy, another poopstar to stink up the music industry!"

by Thora Rogers May 4, 2006

poopstabber

A gay guy who fucks other guys in the ass

Leonard Howard you are such a poopstabber stop doing Tony Falls up the ass while he's in an EBA thong.

by andrew gallup December 28, 2005

poopstatus

When someone leaves Facebook or Twitter unattended and a friend of family member changes their status to an embarrassing update about pooping.

I have to go out for a second; don't poopstatus me while I'm out!

Or:

Oh no! I went to the kitchen for a second and my dad poopstatused me.

by ninjamidget12 September 4, 2010

glow in the dark poopstains

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

by Madddddday March 22, 2014

poostash

simply a 'poo-moustash'. generally due to recieving a dirty sanchez or the partial construction of a dirty Bepe or even a dirty David

"i left her with a bottom full of man milk, a poostash and a smile on her face..."

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003