Poohoos

Acting in a pussy like manner

Stop acting like a poohoos man up.

by Bean bomb April 4, 2016

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Pootomation

The automated process of getting stools out of your body for when you are unable to do a poo on your own. Similar to a catheter but for your bum.

Yo dawg! That accident really messed you up. Make sure you tell the doctors to get you hooked up with some pootomation.

by Meelapo June 21, 2021

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Poonomancy is the art and science of divining future events on the basis of the character and conformation of the female genitalia. Two schools of thought exist within the poonomantic community, the labiists and the vulvists, the former group arguing that only the labia majora and minora have prognostic value and the latter group arguing that the entire pudenda must be considered in discerning future events.

Chloe needed to know if her girlfriend was cheating on her, so she managed to obtain an imprint of her twat and consulted one skilled in poonomancy

by Poonomancer September 21, 2021

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