poopgasm

The act of orgasming when excreting an extremely large stool of waste or when explosive diarrhea is occurring.

Man i just had the biggest poopgasm ever. My stool was easily 9½ inches long.

by rb45 July 29, 2005

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

Poogasm

When A Orgasm is occurring and shit ejects from the anus at the same time!

Katie : Did Chad treat you good in his bed last night?
Kiersten: He did he fucked me so hard I had a Poogasm all over his wife's clean sheets!
Katie : I bet she liked cleaning up that mess this morning!
Kiersten : For Sure that bitch better not be fuckin my man anytime soon!

by SlopNChop January 4, 2017

Poo Gas

A fart that smells like poop because it passes by the poop waiting to come from your anus.

Dude! Do you have to poop cause you just had the worst poo gas!!!

by Stinky McStink Face February 14, 2010

Poocasso

When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.

My god! Someone created a poocasso in the men's bathroom!

by Johnny Slipshot May 13, 2005

poonasaurous

something that hunts the poon. a poon predator. aka poonavore

"what the fuck is that beast?"
"man its a fuckin poonasaurous. look at him go!!"

by mark j September 15, 2003

Poogatory

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.

Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"

by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014