poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 29, 2007

Pooched

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

by ahirebet March 27, 2009

Potcher

A British insult for a person you don’t like.

“Do you like Kristine?”
“No, she’s such a potcher”

by Neeve and Amelia February 9, 2019

pooched

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

by Con August 3, 2004

coffee pot poacher

Coffee pot poachers: Alert

Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”

Did you see the coffee pot poacher? We must have just missed him I can still smell him aftershave!

by Reelriver April 27, 2015

Poacher

A man who attempts to steal away a girl that is actively being pursued by someone else.

Last night I was talking to this girl for a while but out of nowhere this poacher swooped in and took her away from me.

by Mr. Filter November 23, 2009

Pooched

(Pooh-ched)
To exhaust, finish, cash, empty, or burn out.

To become tired or bushed.

"Hey is there a hit left?" Tom asks Joe. "No i think its pooched" Joe answers.

"Man am I pooched"

by Xander Ru'sell June 18, 2007