pooch 

A 10 dollar bag of powder cocaine. It is not snorted, it is poured on top of marijuana and smoked.

"Where can we cop a pooch?"
"I got the blunt, you got the pooch?"
"That hole be havin them fat ass pooches."

pooch by Merz February 6, 2003

pooch 

This terms, used by LGBT clubbers, refers to the one being in the process of perfecting his/her own looks, attitude, style, personality and/or all the above and is only so if this process is seen by an other's perspective as being pleasing to his/her (the observers) standards. One might even say this would be the extreme reference to express ones approval. When one is referred to as pooched this is to say the final view of ones attire is on hit status. To queer folk describing someone as pooched is the ultimate compliment. This term is embraced by queer folk in the USA from coast to coast.

Girlfriend's fashions were pooched from head to toe! Her mission to pooch was set out in fierce armour of the finest couture garb. She aced her effect with brim, bag and boots to match as carried on pooching at last nights function!

pooch by Demicci D. Dior-Britt December 12, 2006

Pooch 

1: A Bassett word, someone who says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

2: A complete & utter doushbag.

3: A straight man who is absolutely gay.

4. A man who cant control his mouth.

1: 'Yeah & then I cummed all on her tits!'
'Cheers son, but me & your mother didn't need to know that'

2: Mate, dont be a Rumbold, he's such a pooch.

3:I'm not gay, I love the Wanted.......

4: That's my missus, leave your comments out

Pooch by Ladybird87 July 18, 2011

Pooch 

Twat, Cunt, Epic failure , Queer just a few words that come to mind

Michael Martinez is a POOCH

Pooch by Gritz1 May 6, 2010

pooch 

Something that eats babies, a baby-eater

Sasuke from Naruto is a pooch.
Pooches aren't allowed to face.

pooch by PenguinGengar December 28, 2005

Pooch 

Used to describe when something isn’t very good, particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

Pooch by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch 

When a person eats a “farty shit” and vomits it up out through their nose.

Last night i pooched so hard that i could barely breathe for 3 hours

Pooch by doubleweeweepoop March 18, 2022