Poonani

A name for female genitals. Comes from 'nani' meaning vagina and 'poo' meaning to tear the vagina and anus into a single hole, which frequently happens during child birth.

My doctor says my poonani will soon turn heal into a nani.

by Lady LaFonda July 4, 2008

poonanist

a person who reeks of rotten pussy or a odd breed of ass

Trent Flemings is the perfect example
"Damn you poonanist.Shower"
"I did this morning"
"Damn!"

by josh February 7, 2003

Que Passa Poonani

Pass the Pussy

Hey Mark...
Quit fuckin around and Que Passa Poonani

by Ho Dog April 5, 2004

poonani dog

a blind and stupid jack russel that has been neutered and seeks to lick the carpet (on the floor) for sexual relief

look at that poonani dog going for it

by Uncle Vito October 30, 2007

poonani

a womans vaginia

I love it when you call me poonani

by '70Boss 429 mustang March 31, 2019

Poonani Granger

Somebody who is just a real tosser, can be used as 'granger'

"I can't believe he said that, What a Poonani granger!" or could be said as "what a granger!"

by BicTissa March 24, 2012

Poonanisplit

The act of parting the vaginal lips (the bananas) with one's tongue while performing oral sex on a woman. The insertion of the tongue is akin to adding whipped cream to the delicious ice cream (vagina) center.

Guy/girl A: I gave my girl a real good poonanisplit last night. She said it was the best she's ever had.
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!

by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017