magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

Pontooning

The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat

#LING&BONES

Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud

by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024

pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

by yur.mom April 7, 2020

Pontoon Donga

A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.

Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.

by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025

Pontooning

When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.

Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021