Pontoon Boat

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.

Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.

by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010

Patricia pinto la creme

Just cuz she young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Patricia Pinto La Creme, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

by Want some more October 16, 2020

pondoo

to pass gas, to flatulate, to break wind, to relieve oneself of odorous air biscuits. Use of such word is rumored to have originated in Korea.

I thought I had to take a shit, but it was just a pondoo.

by chork September 7, 2005

"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.

A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.

by Joes got no buldge March 1, 2010

chee pono

A Hawaiian expression of satisfaction, gratification or elation.

Somebody actually bought my Accord! Chee pono!

by tihs-oh August 25, 2008

PintoBean2003

A user of Urban Dictionary that seemingly disappeared. He was last seen on March 03, 2020, where he sent a distress definition. Attempts at finding him were proven unsuccessful. Some say that the software trapped him, dematerialized his body, and transferred his mind to the program. Some said that he is taken hostage and plead for help with Urban Dictionary. The search was likely too late, and he is now living in the program of the enigmatic Urban Dictionary.

"What happened to PintoBean2003?"

"No one knows, my son."

by secreperson August 5, 2021

Rusty Pontoon

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.

“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times

by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023