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Pontiac Poser 

When you're approaching a vehicle that looks very nice and expensive, but when you get close enough to it, you realize oh, it's just a Pontiac.
"Dude, look at that nice as car!"

*drives past car*

"Psh, that's not a nice car, that guy is a Pontiac Poser!
Pontiac was an automobile brand that was established in 1926.Quickly overtaking its parent in popularity, it supplanted the Oakland brand entirely by 1933.On April 27, 2009, amid ongoing financial problems and restructuring efforts, GM announced it would discontinue the Pontiac brand by the end of 2010.The last Pontiacs were built in late 2009, with the final dealer franchises expiring October 31, 2010.

P.oor O.ld N.igger T.hinks I.ts A. C.adillac
Man I used to love my old Pontiac
Pontiac by rain man #10 July 29, 2012

Pontiac IL 

A town in central IL between one corn field (sometimes it is a bean field) and another.
I blinked while on I55 and almost missed Pontiac IL!
Pontiac IL by Dead Fatman April 29, 2009

pontiac g5 

A mid-sized sport coupe designed to replace the pontiac sunfire. Offered as a base 2.2L 148hp 4cyl, or a more powerful 2.4L 173hp 4cyl GT. 5 speed manual is standard and this car has plenty of get up and go. Is an awesome car by GM. Closely related to the chevy cobalt.
Wow! that pontiac g5 is really sharp!
pontiac g5 by bob dick nelly April 14, 2009
Poor Old Nigga Thinks Its A Caddilac
That poor old nigga thinks that Pontiac is a Chadic!
Pontiac by blowjob master June 29, 2022