polishing my knob

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.

"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"

by Knobmaster November 20, 2013

polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

by wwcnd July 22, 2008

Polish Bike Ride

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...

The bully gave him a polish bike ride...

by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

Polishing The Eagle

This is another term for masturbation/wanking

Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!

by Josheeboy1239 April 19, 2009

polishitan

A politician who is full of shit. Which basically makes it a synonym for politician.

That Obama dude is just another polishitan.

by bumarse October 19, 2009

Polish rodeo

When I guy whips out his dick and throws it around like a rope in the rodeo continuously hitting the girl in the chin.

Tanya's chin was black and blue in work today after her boyfriend gave her a polish rodeo

by Flickerstick182 January 7, 2017

Polish Mine Detector

Polish Mine Detector
The Polish mine detector is an innovation which dates back to The WWII. The PMD is without doubt the most famous Polish innovation ever and this is not a coincidence - an average Polish individual has got two Polish mine detectors.
The Catholicism secures the production to fill needs over the mine fields worldwide. Though these devices are considered as hi-tech, still they're relatively cheap due to the mass production.
The humanity hasn't died yet, thanks to the PMD!

Media mogul Ted Turner once stated a rhetoric question to his audience while kicking his leg in the air:
"Ever seen a Polish mine detector.."

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by O.W.H. October 23, 2012