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political party

A group of individuals who share a similar political philosophy. The two major parties in the United States are the Republican and Democratic parties. According to UrbanDictionary, both parties are failures and a waste of power, time, and money. In reality, neither party likes each other, especially in policy making. Political party preference is the main reason this country is "divided," since each party takes a particular stance on certain issues such as abortion and gay rights.
Person A: Fuck you! You're a Republican!
Person B: Fuck you! You're a Democrat!
by Matt August 27, 2005
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political masturbation

1. slang. Term used to describe any political process that serves only as a distraction from more important matters.
The Senate's ongoing debate over the Flag Burning Amendment is a great example of political masturbation.
by Rich C 123 July 8, 2006
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politically fluid

Denoting or relating to a person who does not identify themselves as having a fixed political affiliation. It shifts over time, depending on the situation or issue at hand. One may feel like a Republican one day or a Democrat another day or neutral, or pieces of several political parties at once.
I am a republican who is pro-choice, which makes me politically fluid.
by Auggie-Daisy October 7, 2018
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political handjob

A reference to some of the more negative aspects of quid pro quo politics.
As part of the whole Ukrainian deal, we may get a stray political handjob here and there - but I intend to get my goddamn Biden investigation out of this ugly mess!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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politico-narcissists

A term used to describe deeply self-absorbed and autocratic heads of state along with other like-minded politicians who support them.
Up until recently there was a clear surge in the popularity of deranged politico-narcissists seen around the world!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020
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Bi-political

Somebody who sees the upsides and downsides to both the Republican and Democratic parties. Not necessarily a person who falls in the middle of the spectrum, rather one who has views that align and conflict with both major US political parties.
Did you see that guy go into the bar where they have both fiscally responsible initiatives but are still socially liberal? I really think he’s bi-political. Do you get that vibe from him, too?
by CoolGuyRandall April 5, 2011
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A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.
Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022
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