I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

Ebony Pole

A black man's rather large, intimidating love organ

The white chicks just gotta have the ebony pole...what's a n***** to do?

by Rufus T Membrane October 28, 2008

Up a pole

To get a gun.

G, stop cappin before I up a pole on ya goofy ass.

by 830Tiger January 2, 2018

trolley pole

a trolley pole is the "handle" takin from a supermarket trolley/cart, it prooves to be very strong seeing it is made from steel

Johno got smashed by some guys with trolley poles.

by boki July 20, 2004

Push Pole

Handle bar found in Handicap bathroom stalls gripped on by able-bodied people to help release the poop by providing support.

Thank god I used the Push Pole in the stall last night at the club, they would have closed on me!

by The Word Editor August 20, 2008

dole pole

A walking stick used as a prop by an enterprising able-bodied person whilst attempting to claim extra social security benefits

Gerald: Look at that guy walking into the job centre with his dole pole
Tristain: Well it is giro day today isn't it?

by donaldtrumps January 12, 2017

German Totem pole

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.

Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013