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poklan

originally derived from Brunei, it is a title/name calling bestowed to people who seem to posses the inability to spell / pronounce words in which these poklen do not realise that they are society's rejects (1).

These creatures come in packs and hangout usually in public where they can brandish thier retarded fashion so they would stand out (usually tight skinny jeans, checkered shoes,pants,shirt or even yellow jeans with a yellow shirt making them look like bananas in pajamas),sometimes wearing all black clothing is preferred but do not be confused with an emo because poklens are tight wearing ignorant son of a bitch who loves spikey hair and needs to be bitch slaped to make them come to thier senses.(2)

the behaviour of an average poklen is distinctive from society as they can be recognised immediately, they would chase girls and possibly milfs too. they would walk in a single file like ibans and basically be a retard.(3)
1. Yawzzz WhUtzZ$$ UPzzZPZZ AhaxAHAxx <3 LOlZzxzzz xoxoxox Bi@tc#

2.thier jeans are so tight that probably thier ball sack is completely separated into two or they might not have any genitals at all

3.poklan 1:yo that chickz iz finez

poklan 2:dude thats your sister !!!

poklan 1:but still i'd tap that ass
by gradoss August 12, 2010
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Pokènomotry

Pokènomotry is the study of Pokèmon, and has been used since 1990 to help the great Japan game creators discover the rich history, Evolutions, Pokèmon names for the Pokèmon. The well known Pokènomotrist of Pallet Town Professor Oak, who was known for his great passion towards the great Pokèmon Trainer Ash, who he sent on a mission to catch all the Pokèmon that were known of at the time, however recent Pokènomotrist's have discovered there are more then 151 Pokèmon, however gamers weren't happy with this. After the discovery of the 2nd generation Pokèmon which has led to more discoveries towards the Pokèmon generations, Pokènomotrists have discovered there may be a 5th generations and are working on the history, evolutions, and names to see how they may connect. There are 8 badges you may be ranked by in Pokènomotry in badges, the more badges the more superior you are in Pokènomotry.
Hey Red, I just got my 6th badge in Pokènomotry!, Hey Ash, I've already got my 2nd badge in Pokènonomitry, good luck catching up!, I'm Brock! I hold the 1st badge of Pokènomotry, go ONYX!.
by Linexe February 18, 2010
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Pokenerd

A person who likes or knows a lot about Pokemon or the Pokemon franchise such as games, cards etc.
I am a Pokenerd and my favorite Pokemon games are X and Y.
by Silvermoon4204 March 3, 2016
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Pokenomenon

The 2016 Pokemon Go phenomenon when it became the biggest mobile game in US history and fools be trollin for pokeman all da place
Are you part of the Pokenomenon?
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pollen bangers

A pollen banger is a joint with pollen (dope) in it and tobacco (boccy)
by El cunto February 19, 2017
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Pollen Pussy

A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.
My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.
by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020
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Cross Pollenation

A common hazard of MMF-threesomes. One man accidentally ejaculates on the other man. Can also occur through "sloppy seconds" experiences(oral, vaginal and anal).
"Matt dude, was there any cross pollenation on your trip to Paris(Eiffel Tower) with Molly and Dan??"
by SACK ROWE January 13, 2008
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