Pokerstars

If you want to think you are playing poker then Pokerstars is where you can go. Upon arriving there you will lose all money and sanity that you have. What will drive you insane is that you will get spectacular hands (AA,AK) and no matter how much you bet before the flop (both real and play money) some idiot will call with a 5-4 offsuit. Or another possibility is that you will hold AA and the flop will be something like A,7,J. At this point you will push all in for over $100 (in real money) and the noob will call with 5-4. At this point you will be more than a 99% favorite to win the hand. But to your utter disbelief the turn will be a 3 and the river a 2 making the idiot a straight which beats your 3 of a kind. After losing said $100 you will either cashout and run like hell or suffer more highly mathematically improbable bad beats.

Where a great hand loses to a phenomenal one.

If you are dealt KK you can bet your sweet ass someone has AA and QQ in the same hand.

Defies all mathematical probability.

The river always determines the winner. See riverstars

Before the flop I went all in with AA and 3 people called. Of course one guy had KK, another QQ, and the last guy had 22. The flop came A,K,Q making trips for the first three people. Then the turn and river was both 2's giving the idiot who bet almost $200 on ducks winning everyone's money. Not only did the sucker win, but so did Pokerstars who took a nice rake.

Getting dealt AA 5 times in a row and losing each time.

by malice1325 April 18, 2006

pokeshipping

The reason many a pokeshipper tend to watch the series. Basically the belief that the two main characters (Ash/Satoshi and Misty/Kasumi) of the animé series Pocket Monsters/Pokémon, are a romantic couple. It is considered to be the most popular shipping in the fandom, while many find it to be incredibly annoying.
The company that dubs the series, 4Kids entertainment, tend to add shipping 'hints' that didn't exist in the original version of the series. This often leads to confusion and arguments between shipping fans.

4Kids script (Misty): Someday you and I will be married too~
4Kids script (Ash): Mmhmm....GWAHHH?!?

by Imma go dislike shipping now... November 20, 2004

Pokerstars

A place associated with bad beats in poker. A pokerstars may be rigged, but most likely is not. A typical situation at a pokerstars will occur when you are tricked into playing hands where you have a huge advantage, but doing so will simply increase the pot, thereby increasing the rake the pokerstars will take in as profit. You will lose most of the good hands you play. A pokerstars will allow you to make a few final tables in big tournaments, and then give you bad beats so you don't make at least a dozen more final tables that you deserve to have made. A good site overall, but the stress a pokerstars will cause you is outrageous.

Person #1: I was playing poker last night and I went allin on a flop of AK5 with my pocket 5's, and someone called with 910! Turn was a J, river a Q and I lost! Someone else in the hand even had pocket queens, and a fourth person even had AK!
Person #2: What a pokerstars hand!

by I want my money July 11, 2004

Pokènomotry

Pokènomotry is the study of Pokèmon, and has been used since 1990 to help the great Japan game creators discover the rich history, Evolutions, Pokèmon names for the Pokèmon. The well known Pokènomotrist of Pallet Town Professor Oak, who was known for his great passion towards the great Pokèmon Trainer Ash, who he sent on a mission to catch all the Pokèmon that were known of at the time, however recent Pokènomotrist's have discovered there are more then 151 Pokèmon, however gamers weren't happy with this. After the discovery of the 2nd generation Pokèmon which has led to more discoveries towards the Pokèmon generations, Pokènomotrists have discovered there may be a 5th generations and are working on the history, evolutions, and names to see how they may connect. There are 8 badges you may be ranked by in Pokènomotry in badges, the more badges the more superior you are in Pokènomotry.

Hey Red, I just got my 6th badge in Pokènomotry!, Hey Ash, I've already got my 2nd badge in Pokènonomitry, good luck catching up!, I'm Brock! I hold the 1st badge of Pokènomotry, go ONYX!.

by Linexe February 18, 2010

PokeSesh

When a group of friends gather too play, pokemon.

Come too Stewarts for a pokesesh?

by NeilKetchum August 11, 2010

Pokestitution

A person who charges their friends for excessively poking them on Facebook.

Person A: "As much as you poke me, I should start charging you!"

Person B: "You can't do that! It's pokestitution!"

by Ch.W. March 3, 2011

Poensine

Something you'd write on a sign.

Your quote would make a great poensine.

by blackpartyangeldemon November 29, 2015