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Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.
I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
by Mouskey March 30, 2011
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Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!
by greddm August 13, 2011
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pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

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Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?
by gnostic3 December 21, 2019
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The Jackson Pollock

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
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Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
by scalz July 10, 2006
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Los Pollos Hermanos

A restaurant chain that was owned by Gus Fring as a cover up for one of the biggest meth distribution and product organizations in New Mexico and the surrounding states
by ahahahAHHAHAhahaha January 11, 2021
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PogO

A FrankerFaceZ emote that looks like PogU emote but the mouth is Photoshop closed. The eyes in this emote are from PogU emote and the closed mouth -- from WeirdChamp emote. This emote is usually used in "Who asked?" context, but there can be an exception, such as when an unfunny video is sent.
Weeb: shut the fuck up anime is the best
Others: PogO who asked
by carefulscary August 30, 2020
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