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puddling

The act of peeing in your partner’s anal canal. Goes hand and hand with geysering.
last night i had a sleep boner, insted of wasting it i ramed it into her ass i gave her a puddling.
by GMFU and the ROC August 18, 2008
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Puddling

During sex, a woman releases a decent sized puddle unto the man and/or sheets. This is not urine.
Dammit honey, you are puddling all over me!

Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.

I'm gonna fuck you so good that I make you puddle!
by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012
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Pussy paddling

A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.
"Dude, that guy keeps missing every wave!"
" I know he keeps pussy paddling!"
by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021
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Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?
by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010
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Podding

A strange sexual act performed on others after difficult tests.
Courtney was podding Justin after the history test.
by Nellie Kenkar January 14, 2017
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Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.
Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling
by gravitybeatz.blogspot.com December 7, 2010
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peddling

You think you can be peddling around here.
by LoD7rrenRa December 8, 2017
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