PITA

Pain In The Ass

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.

by Brandon March 9, 2004

Pita Butt

A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in older women who primarily wear mom jeans

A: "Dude I'm so into cougars right now"

B: "Yeah but I hate when everything is all saggy"

A: "Saggy boobs don't bother me. I just can't stand when they have Pita Butt"

B: "Yeah. Pita Butt reminds me too much of my mom."

by jcafe13 October 18, 2008

PITAC

Short for Pain In The Ass Cunt, a self-explanatory term for someone who really, really blows and should be avoided at all costs.

Useful because it sounds vaguely like a non-English word so can be misinterpreted as a compliment.

Thomas: Wow, did you see tha 'tude I was getting from that guy in the 7-11?

Frank: Totally. That loser is a total pitac.

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

Beat the pita

A form of female masturbation. The "pita" is the vagina.

Boy : Jane, do you want to have sex?

Girl : Nah, I just beat the pita.

by hugemongus March 21, 2019

PMITAP

Acronym: Pound Me In The Ass Prison

"If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal PMITAP."

by asdf April 10, 2005

PITA Factor

Short for "Pain In the Ass Factor", a measure of how irritating a particular person, job or activity will be. Often encountered in the IT world. Sometimes stated with a numerical range, such as "A PITA Factor of 100".

It's not hard to replace a a user's computer, but migrating over all their old stuff has a high PITA Factor.

by BrianDime February 25, 2010

Phitantic

Something that is of an enormous size. Synonyms include massive, collassall, huge, gigantic or enormous.

Woaaah, that dinosaur is simply phitantic!

by lolkay June 28, 2011