Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

Pooballer

A Pooballer is a sucky pitcher in baseball for the opposing team that is either throwing really slow or just sucks dick. Striking out against a Pooballer will result in uncontrollable laughter and humiliation.

Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.

by Duggie May 27, 2013

Ploobadoof

The noise made when a large breasted woman undoes her pushup bra and lets her tits fall loose.

She's so top heavy her ploobadoofs measure on the Richter Scale

by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

by T@richards October 20, 2011

Pooba

a godly rare sex toy that is used in the creation of holy water

john fucked the pooba sphere and his dick fell off then he died a quick painful death

by bonar78 December 5, 2020

Ploobers

a word to get your anger out

Oh 'Ploobers' I stubbed my toe

by DA CREATOR November 29, 2009

Pooball

A ball of poo

My Pooball were huge last night after I ate Mexican food.

by POO IN MY DOOKIE HOLE July 18, 2017