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Poobarteese
Verb: A person who manages to accomplish a trisomic event, by means of shitting a stack so pure it creates a harmonic fart sound, while burping and sneezing a symphony for the duration of said event.
Noun: a person who is stereotypically an asshat with no boundaries, with their poop life.
Noun: a person who is stereotypically an asshat with no boundaries, with their poop life.
That man is so legendary he performed a poobarteese after eating a can of beans.
She performed a poobarteese after I stuffed my dick up her ass.
I dub my cousin a poobarteese person cos he always shows my his crap before flushing it.
She performed a poobarteese after I stuffed my dick up her ass.
I dub my cousin a poobarteese person cos he always shows my his crap before flushing it.
Poobarteese by Mikasa fitch January 6, 2021
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poobarteese
Verb: the action of pooping followed by a symphony of a fart burp and sneeze.
Noun: a group of people who express there poop as if it where their faith.
Noun: a group of people who express there poop as if it where their faith.
She performed a poobarteese after she shoved a dildo up her ass, it was amazing.
My cousin is therefore dubbed a member of the poobarteese committee, for he has always shared with me his poop before he flushes.
My cousin is therefore dubbed a member of the poobarteese committee, for he has always shared with me his poop before he flushes.
poobarteese by Mikasa fitch January 6, 2021
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