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Pk-plonk

The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent

Only known element to radiate from a person

Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped

People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish

Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!

Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
by Sussyamogusbaka6969 December 3, 2021
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peloncito

A fine or very good looking bald man, Usually latino, hispanic, or Mexican who gets all the chicas to adore him.
Ay, that Peloncito is so firme.
by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005
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Plance

The Voltron legendary ship between pidge and lance

Pidge has Tsnundre crush (looking jealous when he talks about other girls, punching him when he talks about other girls, calling him cute but throwing in insults so he won’t notice anything) on lance and lance is destined to fall in love with someone who he needs and is confident. They also protect each other all the time.
Lauren: “lance needs someone who is self assured and knows herself”

Plancers: I love plance it’s so pure and has so many hints!

Angie: pidge can zap me and I’d thank her, lance stay away she’s mine.

Shannon: hey guys I ship klance

Lisa: Ok. I don’t ship that I ship plance
Shannon: haha I meant Katie and lance ;)

Lisa: oh haha
by Just your average Voltron fan November 25, 2018
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plancake

When you go to bake a cake, you make the dough and instead of baking said cake you just eat the dough.
I wanted to make a cake but instead I made a plancake.
by Rexiz January 11, 2014
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Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker
by Teleco November 26, 2016
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plondexlecates

To reduce dramatically at rapidly occuring intervals.
"Bounce not only is like tickling the monster with a feather, but it quickly plondexlecates your sharpness."
by Ebolamonkey3000 May 3, 2010
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Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.
The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.
by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021
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