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Ploking

The act of puncturing a hole in a condom before intercourse.
After Sue left Brandon, he had to resort to ploking to get her to stay.
Betty? She's crazy man. Jeff said she's a ploker.
by Malignantmop December 6, 2012
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Sidewalk Plowing

The maulestation of innocent pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto IV on the sidewalks of the streets of Liberty City. Veterans perform this event in the first-person steering view and the terrified facial expressions of the horrifically killed citizens only enhances their pleasure.
"Mitch you should steal that Patriot and go sidewalk plowing!"
"You look like that bitch that I plastered on my windshield when I went sidewalk plowing last Tuesday!...priceless!"
by Maddog Nikko Sluthammer November 20, 2009
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plowing new ground

to have sex with a virgin. It's a comparison of a virgin to soil which has never been plowed before.
John plowed new ground on his wedding night.
by fizzle April 1, 2004
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Beanfield Plowing

The act of, or pertaining to, having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. This can often be forceful and is usually in reference to a male's interest in pleasuring himself with a female, rather than for the mutual benefit of both parties.
"I hear that that hooker on Main Street will take your money for a good beanfield plowing!"
by The Definitor January 16, 2009
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Plowing the Snow

Verb. When two men are having sex with the same person, the man who goes in second after the first man ejaculates, is plowing the snow.

NOTE** Plowing the snow may occur during a 3-some or if one partner has been unfaithful to the other.
Emeriah: Ohhh, baby that was some good lov'n.. but baby, I am craving some more.

Doaneathan: Yeah, it was good for me too..but I am not ready to go now.. Oliver, get in here and start plowing the snow!

Oliver: MEOWww!! Im on it!.. (or should I say I'm in it?!)
by Snow Plowers January 26, 2008
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plowing the guts

Having intercourse with a ho. Sometimes heard as "gettin' up in the guts".
What wuz you doing in the bathroom with my sister so long?

Step off fool...I wuz plowing the guts! Can't you see she's walking all crooked!
by HoMaster May 6, 2005
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Mud plowing

what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy
Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?
by Master of Girth April 4, 2003
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