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Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.
That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute
by Shewmanga February 10, 2017
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Pleasedon'tcallmesexistforsayingsomestupidstuff

It means "pleasedon'tbeafeminist" except it is far deeper ;-) It is a chat board saving word... it can save lives... it can (hopefully) even be added to urbandictionary.com also... I just made it up so... most of all it is an exception to rule 34 yeah... until I post it then weirdos will... NEVERMIND!

1.) It is a word used when you are not misogynistic.
2.) it's a really long word
3.) I made it up while chatting with my friend on brainly, I choose not to expose him or "Yøu"
You: I think that some girls are attractive when they're happy. :-)
Feminist: You misogynistic trash!
You: What it's true in fact--
Feminist: This is why--
You (using your new-found awesome word): "Pleasedon'tcallmesexistforsayingsomestupidstuff"
Feminist: uh, noni--
by Infernape_Rox_77 December 6, 2017
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Pleased to make you an acquaintance

A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .
After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.
by mlhiss May 31, 2020
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Plated Up

To put false or incorrect number plates on a car or other (usually stolen or uninsured) vehicle to hide the true identity.
Just went to look at a car for sale, well dodgy though. I reckon it's plated up.
by Obdii January 3, 2021
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Gold Plated

When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina for sexual pleasure. Earth shattering orgasms ensue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.
Johnny Gold Plated me in the shower last night. I've never had such an intense orgasm in my whole life!
by goldplated December 27, 2015
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pleeted

1. To be asked ridiculously asinine questions while teetering back and forth.
2. Being disallowed from all electronic devices in a short period of time.
3. To be placed as person of blame in any and all situations.
You have been pleeted!
by Team KE Hardware October 3, 2007
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Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.
Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
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