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Pleasedo 

(pronunciation "plu-see-doe")
A combination of too much coffee and too much work before noon can result in this being asked of you by your supervisor; the definition is vague, although it implies a polite request or command being made to do an unsavory task.

Usually found in handwritten notes and directives.

Derived from the English for " If it is your desire or pleasure" and "make: engage in, or perform."

Also rumored to be the name of a Latin dance originated in Albany, New York; there are no formal steps/techniques recorded.
My supervisor asked me to pleasedo the reports, but I don't want to.

This memo was on my desk: "Pleasedo these charts by 5pm" and it was signed by my boss.
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Please Do Not The Cat 

A poorly Translated image warning to not pet the cat.
Person 1: oooo A cat

Person who owns cat: PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. 

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

please do better

A phrase used to encourage one to elevate their standards, behaviour, practices, ethics or generally anything.
Olivia Jachim: omg I cant get any good job cuz all them high paying ones keep testing for drug use and I need my weed!!!!

Sophia Lawson : Uh, Olivia, have you considered that if you desisted smoking every day you could cleanse your body and be eligible for higher paying jobs and thus save and move out of your mother's house?

Olivia Jachim: wtf I'm blocking you how could you say that I thought you'd understand that I'd die without weed I—

Sophia Lawson: Olivia, sweetie, please do better.

pleased as punch 

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

Butt pleased 

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt
The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!