Hammer slammered

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.

Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night

by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012

balls to the wall plastered

when you are really drunk

Last night, he was balls to the wall plastered.

by rjscarmack June 17, 2009

Plumbered

One who has been shown a plumber's crack.

Dude, you've just been plumbered!

by rubirodd September 28, 2009

Plasteredville

Placerville, Ca
Where high school kids from P'ville go on weekends to get away from the fact that they were born and raised in Placerville.

It's been a rough week, who's down for a trip to Plasteredville?

by muik13 December 8, 2010

Slammered

When you get so drunk you end up in jail.

I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.

by Matt the Welcome Mat August 9, 2020

Plastered drunk

Getting, am or was plastered is the act of drinking so much alcohol at a rate of which the body cannot excrete it quickly causing you to be plastered drunk. It’s basically being drunk from a high volume of alcohol at a fast rate beyond the point of being able to suppress signs of intoxication to the point of it being blatantly obvious that you’re drunk.

Examples of this are laughing hysterically with your friend because you just cut your foot open because you failed to catch the knife he threw then using that injury as an excuse to drink more to numb the pain because you’re plastered drunk. Another example is yelling at your neighbors or taking your clothes because you and you alone think it’s funny to do so in front of other people and even in worst cases twirling those clothing items in the air because your plastered drunk, or driving your car through your neighbors yard then getting out of that car and leaving it running in drive and leaving the door open only to fall over 3 steps later and blackout because you were plastered drunk, you started drinking and you did not stop. If you’re reading this your probably not plastered drunk. If you are trying to monkey fuck a cigarette the wrong way failing time after time then yelling at the cigarette telling that cigarette to “work with me god dammit!” you’re plastered drunk and you haven’t the slightest clue. Examples of things people say when their plastered drunk:- Ello govorner! -How does you’re toilet flush man? -Hey guys I think I left my phone on the roof hold on let me try to call it *pulls phone out of pocket*.

by Yourfavoritefuckbitch January 5, 2021

playeredits

Usually a player who edits, mostly a game. Editing can be used to edit stuff or config stuff. Theres a nice way to say it, and a rude way to say it.

“Your such a playeredits”.
I know, but its important
“Your such a playeredits!”
“Stfu.”

by axeldoesthis August 7, 2022