Hewlett Packard

Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.

Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.

This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.

However,

Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.

by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007

Fudge Packard

A fudge packing teacher that likes to put it in the ass of guys.

J.B.M.H.S. Biology teacher whose sexual orientation is questionable. "That guy is a Fudge Packard"

by Michael Keim October 31, 2007

Maria Packard

One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Guys follow her everywhere, but she doesn't date many. She is known for being smart, nice, helpful, a little crazy, but always sexy. Usually athletic, confident, and well rounded. You will never find a better girl, if you know Maria Packard: keep her close.

I love Maria Packard, she is amazing.

by sydmar225519 June 14, 2013

Hewlett Packard

HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though

in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet

by hw sucks September 14, 2006

hewlett packard

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

by C Milroy May 9, 2006

Packard

Someone or something looking well arranged, smart and packaged.

1. Her outfit looks packard.

2. This company's product promotion looks packard.

by Liyoray February 6, 2025

Mel placard

Airline term which means "minimum equipment list. In simple terms
This is a minor mx (maintenance) issue which will not keep the aircraft from flying it's prescribed route.

We have a reading light out in seat 39a's pcu(passenger control unit) we can put a mel placard on it and send it on its way

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021