protraxis

A black market drug designed to make idiots aware of their transgressions.

Yo, mutha fucka, keep that shit up and I'll give ya a double dose of the protraxis, bioch!

by the fart knocker October 25, 2004

piotrish

vagina, female gentalia, snatch, muff, beaver, pussy, twat, cunt, poontang, hair-pie, fur-burger, axe-wound.

Ouch, that hit her right in the piotrish.

by Skipton Petrocelli September 2, 2005

potrzebie

The name of a spoof system of weights and measures once described in Mad magazine. Also the name of one of the units. The article was written by Donald Knuth. Yes, this is apparently the same Donald Knuth who went on to develop the TEX typesetting system and write the multivolume opus "The Art of Computer Programming".

1000 potrzebies = 1 kilopotrzebie

by Lawrence D'Oliveiro November 12, 2003

potrzebie

in need

by jack forrester October 24, 2003

Protractor

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.

Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends

by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

Pyotr

Pyotr's (or sometimes Pytar) is a generally nice guy and is pretty chill, Pyotr is the Slavic "Peter" and can kick some ass if he feels like it but is normally lazy as fuck. Pyotr's normally think they are hot shit although they're really just riding on their friend popularity, and have shit roast, but really good jokes. They are trustworthy until you piss them off, Then you're screwed, They normally are really good at gamers but get addicted to shit games alot, But in the end they'll back you up till the end and can save you or your teams ass from shit if you listen to him. He can come up with back up plans fast, and is straight to the point. He isn't always the best with girls but is supportive when he needs to be. Sometimes he gets jealous though but he makes it up by being brave. He tries to avoid perveted jokes but once and awhile will make a pervy joke that is funny. They normally perfer ass, and are extremely stupid if you upset thdm or if he isn't listening, But during serious matters he can save your ass with decisively thought out plans at the lat minute, He normally tries to stay out of trouble but will always try to help when your in a snag. He normally plays minecraft all day and probably is right now.

Girl 1: Ewwww it's a Pyotr!
Girl 2: What? I find him quite attractive!
Girl 1: Don't you know how trash he is at romance?
Girl 2: Idc, Atleast he's a pro gamer. Gamers are cool.
Girl 1: DAMN, you're Right... Pyotr isn't bad at all!

Pyotr friend 1: Damn, Pyotr play's too much Minecraft... I think he's getting addicted...
Pyotr friend 2: Ikr! Worst of all it's Pixelmon!

Pyotr: Atleast I have minecraft.

Kid: I play Xbox.
Pyotr: Bruh! More like gay box!
Kid: That is a terrible roast dude.
(Literally 5 secs later)
Pyotr: I play Playstation.
Kid:More like gaystation.
Pyotr whats wrong with Gay people?
Kid: bruh.

Kid 1: DANG WE BE SCREWED, MATES, THE OTHER TEAM GONE STOLE OUR IDEA! NOW WE AREN'T GONNA GET THE JOB!
Pyotr: Wait, I have a plan.

by adherence1000 December 29, 2019

Pjoti

'Żobb imqatta' roti roti.' A Maltese slang word which translates to a sliced human penis, similar in shape to a sliced banana. Commonly used to take the piss out of someone.

1) "Nagħmillek xi naqa pjoti mal-insalata?'' - 'Would you like some sliced cock with your salad?'
2) "Mer! Tinsiex tixtri l-pjoti!'' - 'Marie! Don't forget to buy the sliced cock!'
3) "Għandek ħalqek riħa ta' pjoti!'' - 'Your mouth reeks of sliced cock!'

by Dneġel ta' taħt it-tinda July 30, 2023