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Sister Patterson

New York`s mother. She hates Flavor Flav and Chance and will take away anything thug-like from her daughter. See devil.
Sister Patterson looks like the devil in her red suit and when she laughs like a hyena.
by iHateEmos July 9, 2007
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Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"
by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008
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Patterson Mill Middle/High School

Commonly known as PMill or PMS, this high school is, with out a doubt, the most fucked up high school in the state of Maryland. This joke of a school is run by happy and cheery principal Wayne D. Thibeault who is questionably on crack. He thinks that the students are his children and the school is his home and no one would be surprised if he actually sleeps there at night. And I'm sure every student who attends there knows that creepy smile of his that make you think he's going to rape you when you're not looking. The rest of the Patterson staff is filled with child molesters, homosexuals, and a man who looks like Hitler. Patterson Mill is filled with alcoholics, pot heads, and white trash. But mostly white trash. The girls are all dirty sluts that love to send nudes, get wasted at parties, and suck the football team's dicks. The guys love to walk the halls, acting like they're black, screaming BURR like its no one's business. The football team thinks they're the shit with their cheap tattoos and their Gucci music blaring out of their mini vans. These students are great role models for the middle school youngsters right up stairs who will, in a few years, become druggies and whores just like the high school kids. This school is also pathetic in every sport, so don't be intimidated when you see that your school is playing the Huskies next week. So if you love drugs, partying, and sex, Patterson Mill is the place for you.
Patterson Mill Middle/High School alcoholics Gucci PMS crack
by Nad Nerb February 13, 2010
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Pitter

Pitter (noun); A social gathering or party that is held outdoors, usually by and for alcoholic teenagers. These pitters are typically located at empty industrial sites or open valleys in the bush .
Any house parties this weekend?

Nah only pitters.
by Doozy Clout Fam December 14, 2019
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Pottersdale

Pottersdale is located in central Pennsylvania. It's a small town with a larger bear population than people. This town is known for legalized inbreeding. Many people who live in this area travel long distances for any means of income. This town has many camps and people that think that State College, PA is New York City.
Let's do it Pottersdale style, kin required.
by Butler's January 2, 2011
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Fred Patterson

by derfnosrettap February 22, 2012
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Putterspoons

A name for Wetherspoons, a UK chain of pubs and bars, so named for all the old putters that drink there
"We could go to Putterspoons for a burger if you like"
by DanEvans April 6, 2010
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